do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.
Don’t perpetuate it.
theres nothing worse than when youre playing league and someone decides to act like the main character in a shonen anime and say shit like “i ll never back up from a fight!” like way to second hand embarrass the entire earth
on a second thought theres nothing worse than when youre playing league, thats it
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
A moment of silence for all the selfies you take that never get posted
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake