boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
that last one tho
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.